News of the week

Your wife got a work promotion after a grueling 2 month candidacy process. She sang to the world. You said congratulations in a text. Time passed. She shifted her body, kicking comforts away to make room for inescapable stomach cramps and images of terrorism.  You slept. Time passed. She bought pre-made soup and didn't eat it. You  commented, "It's wasteful" and picked fights for the rest of the evening. The news of the week was brocolli soup.